Diane Quote #594
Quote from Diane in Tan 'n' Wash
Diane: I mean, it's not as if I had a dental appointment or had to pick up some relative at the airport.
Sam: Okay, Diane, why do you have to leave early two weeks from this Wednesday?
Diane: Well, if you must know... I have a date.
Sam: Oh, yeah, I've heard of those. Have fun.
Diane: Oh, sweet transparent bravado. Could there be a soul dearer than the little boy lost, trembling on the edge of despair, yet struggling manfully to maintain his stiff upper lip?
Sam: Thank you for noticing.
Diane: Oh, wait, Sam, wait. One more thing.
Sam: What?
Diane: After our five-star-dinner and-season-premiere-of-the-ballet date, Chad - Dr. Stark, may desire a kiss. Would you mind - should he ask - if I let his lips touch mine?
Sam: Touch your what?
Cheers Quotes
‘Tan 'n' Wash’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
Quote from Woody
Carla: Hey, Wood, do you want in?
Woody: I don't think so. You know, when I left home, my father gave me some very sound advice. "Never trust a man who can't look ya in the eye. Never talk when you can listen. And never spend venture capital on a limited partnership without a detailed, analytical fiduciary prospectus."
Quote from Woody
Norm: Tell you the one I hate. You know, you're back in college, right? And you haven't been to class the entire semester, and the teacher's about to give the final exam.
Carla: Oh, yeah, that one's the worst.
Cliff: What're you talkin' about, Carla? You never went to college.
Carla: It's a dream, stupid.
Woody: Well, how about the one where you go to this fancy restaurant, and before they let you in, they make you leave your legs at the door? Then the girl gives you claim check number six. So you go in, but instead of food, everyone's eatin' their silverware. Only you can't really enjoy your fork because you're so worried that whoever got claim check number nine might finish first and pick up your legs by mistake.
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Oh, yeah.