Sam Quote #686
Quote from Sam in The Proposal
Diane: Yes!
Sam: Yes, what?
Diane: Yes, I will marry you.
Sam: Oh, oh, I see what's happening here. You- You're still under the assumption that that offer is still valid. No, no, no, no. The- The statute of limitations on that proposal ran out the second your feet hit the water.
Diane: In that case, may I suggest you propose again? I assure you this time, I will accept your proposal.
Sam: Fine. I propose that you step in front of a speeding bus. [all laugh] You know, and I from now on, I'm dedicating myself to life, liberty and the pursuit of every woman in Boston except that one, so, to celebrate, drinks are on the house. Come on, everybody!
Cheers Quotes
‘The Proposal’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Good afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm.
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson. What's the story?
Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy gets another beer.
Quote from Sam
Sam: You know, for the longest time, I kept pretending about you. I guess I was afraid to really admit my feelings. But from the very start, down deep inside, I have been crazy about you. Crazier about you than any other woman I've ever met. I mean, hell, I was crazy about you even when I hated you. [Diane laughs] What I'm trying to say is will you marry me?
Diane: No.
Sam: No?
Diane: No.
Sam: Are you serious?
Diane: I'm afraid I am.
Sam: Well... seems to me you have two choices. One, I can throw you in. Or two, you can jump in.
Quote from Frasier
Diane: Oh, Frasier, please tell me where Sam is. I have to talk with him.
Frasier: Diane, in light of your disposal of him last night, I think it's better that he be left alone right now.
Diane: That poor man. Can you imagine how he must feel?
Frasier: Gee, I'll try.