Diane Quote #536
Quote from Diane in Diane Chambers Day
Diane: Poor kid. I remember when I was at that awkward age. Any little difference between me and the other children and I was embarrassed and humiliated in front of what felt like the world.
Dennis: [enters the bar in costume] Hi, Diane.
Sam: And on it goes.
Dennis: You left your sweater at my apartment.
Diane: Oh, thank you, Dennis. And thanks for bringing it by in this all-too-brief visit. Why are you dressed like that?
Dennis: I'm working the Renaissance Faire.
Diane: Don't they have dressing rooms there?
Dennis: I thought you'd get a kick out of it. You said it was your favorite era.
Diane: Dennis, there's a time and place for everything. And the time for this was the 14th century.
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Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: How's life in the fast lane, Normie?
Norm: Beats me. I can't find the on-ramp.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Hey, hey, your brow is a little furrowed there, my friend. What's the boney, Maroney?
Norm: Well, Vera's getting the urge to go on vacation again.
Sam: Oh.
Cliff: Don't worry. It'll pass. Happens every year.
Norm: No, I think she's serious this time. Maps have been unfolded.
Jackie: Where does she wanna go?
Norm: The tropics. Says she wants to lay in the sand and bake in the sun. I offered a compromise. I said, just turn up the radiator and stick your feet in the cat box.
Frasier: And she didn't go for that?
Norm: No, no. It's my own damn fault. You know, I think I've spoiled that woman.
Quote from Carla
Sam: So how'd it go?
Carla: Well, I had a problem with one of the customers.
Sam: Oh, yeah, what?
Carla: He refused to keep his hands on me.