Carla Quote #455
Quote from Carla in Diane Chambers Day
Sam: Carla, it's for you.
Carla: Who is it?
Sam: I don't know. It's one of your daughters.
Carla: Which one?
Sam: I couldn't tell. It sounded like, "Humanity."
Carla: Oh, it's Anne Marie. She's wearing a retainer on her teeth, and she's feeling a little insecure. [takes the phone] Anne Marie? No, I didn't know it was you from your ugly voice. Hon, no. Anne Marie, people are not gonna make fun of you every time you open your mouth. Honey, your family are not people. Yeah, right, goodbye.
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‘Diane Chambers Day’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: How's life in the fast lane, Normie?
Norm: Beats me. I can't find the on-ramp.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Hey, hey, your brow is a little furrowed there, my friend. What's the boney, Maroney?
Norm: Well, Vera's getting the urge to go on vacation again.
Sam: Oh.
Cliff: Don't worry. It'll pass. Happens every year.
Norm: No, I think she's serious this time. Maps have been unfolded.
Jackie: Where does she wanna go?
Norm: The tropics. Says she wants to lay in the sand and bake in the sun. I offered a compromise. I said, just turn up the radiator and stick your feet in the cat box.
Frasier: And she didn't go for that?
Norm: No, no. It's my own damn fault. You know, I think I've spoiled that woman.
Quote from Carla
Sam: So how'd it go?
Carla: Well, I had a problem with one of the customers.
Sam: Oh, yeah, what?
Carla: He refused to keep his hands on me.