Cliff Quote #263
Quote from Cliff in Dark Imaginings
Cliff: [sings] The farmer in the dell The farmer in the dell [talks] Hey, everybody, howdy-doody. Guess what I got in the bag.
Carla: What's left of your mind?
Cliff: Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce a turnip that needs no introduction: Miss June Lockhart. Hey, look here. Yeah, you put a little makeup on her. Shampoo and set her root hairs. Finish her off with a delicate strand of pearls... Is it me or is this getting a little weird?
Carla: You passed weird six months ago.
Norm: Now you're boldly going where no man has gone before.
Cliff: Boy, I guess it's true what they say, huh? It's a fine line between gardening and madness.
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Quote from Woody
Diane: Does Sam's behavior give you pause? Methinks the man does protest too much.
Woody: Excuse me, Miss Chambers, but shouldn't it be "l thinks"?
Carla: Not in your case, Woody.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Boy, I envy Sammy his carefree lifestyle.
Carla: Yeah.
Norm: Night after night, he dates pretty girls, while I sit here and wrestle with the world's problems.
Carla: You do not.
Norm: What do you mean? Last night, I let out that moan at the thought of nuclear war.
Carla: It wasn't because of nuclear war. It was because we ran out of beer nuts.
Norm: It was a combination of the two.
Quote from Woody
Woody: [sobbing] I'm sorry, Sam, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do this.
Sam: I know you didn't. That's all right. It's okay.
Carla: He's been like this ever since you left, Sam.
Woody: Sam, I... I've come to donate an organ or something.
Sam: Woody, Woody, I have a hernia.
Woody: Well, if you need another one, take mine.