Sam Quote #612
Quote from Sam in The Triangle
Sam: Now the story. Okay, we went out for Chinese, told each other you know what, and then we went back to my place and tore one off.
Diane: Good lord.
Sam: What?
Diane: Well, Frasier knows I would never be seduced by such a pedestrian approach.
Sam: Hey, who said anything about walking?
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‘The Triangle’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Diane: I'm talking about something as easy as, say, depression.
Sam: Depression?
Diane: Yes. The symptoms are loss of appetite, inability to sleep, loss of sex drive.
Sam: Whoa. Loss of sex drive, like in not wanting to have any sex? Forget it. No, no, no. I don't like to lie about things like that.
Diane: Oh, Sam, why not?
Sam: Well, when I was a kid, I used to make goofy faces. My mom used to say, "Don't do that. It may stay that way." I'm not doing anything goofy with my sex life.
Quote from Frasier
Diane: I am so tired tonight. I can't wait to get home and take a nice hot bath.
Frasier: What? Little Miss Popularity has a free evening? Don't tell me you've been through all the men in Boston.
Diane: Oh, really, Frasier.
Woody: I heard you used to be a psychiatrist, Dr. Crane.
Frasier: Yes, I once belonged to that ridiculous profession where pompous intellectuals get together and discuss the illusion that there's something they can do to alter the human situation and deny that man is condemned to a life of bitterness and despair.
Woody: Yeah, but you got your weekends off.
Quote from Woody
Woody: It's quick, it's simple, and you don't have to send away for one of those kits or anything.
Carla: What kits?
Woody: You know, like the coyote does in the Road Runner cartoons. By the way, now, I always wondered, if he can afford to buy those kits to catch the Road Runner, why can't he afford to buy something to eat?
Cliff: Woody, I think you're missing the point here. It's not that Wile E. Coyote wants to eat, necessarily, or that he wants to eat a roadrunner. What he wants is to eat that particular roadrunner. It's very existential.
Diane: We're trying to save a man's life here.
Norm: Yeah, Cliff, really. Besides, I have to disagree with you, you know. You never see the coyote eat anything else. Think about it. You never really see him eat anything at all, which could be why he's missing the damn bird all the time, you know. The brain needs sugar. Think about it. You gotta clamp...
Carla: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But did you guys ever see the one where there were two roadrunners?
Sam: Two roadrunners?