Dave Richards: [on radio] Here's another one. Go ahead.
Man: [on radio] Sam, you were known as quite a ladies' man during your playing days. Are women more impressed by a man in a baseball uniform?
Sam: [on radio] Well, actually I found women were a lot more impressed when I was out of my uniform, if you get my drift. No, seriously, you know, a lot of the chicks I dated know nothing about the game of baseball at all. You know, in fact, one former love bunny actually brought a book to a Red Sox game to pass time between pitches.
Diane: [mouths] "Love bunny"?
Dave Richards: A book? You mean, like, to read?
Sam: I swear to God, Dave.
Carla: Gee, I wonder who that was, Diane.