Woody Quote #33

Quote from Woody in Love Thy Neighbor

Dave Richards: [on radio] Well, I think we've hogged the airwaves long enough, Sam. So let's open up those phone lines for you listeners out there. Got a question you've been dying to ask Sam Malone? Well, here's your chance. [silence] Former major league great Mayday Malone. [clears throat] All the lines are clear, and it is a toll-free call. It doesn't have to be about baseball. Anything at all. Anything. Hey, we've got a call. You're on the Shorts.
Woody: [on the phone] Hey, Sam, where'd you put the olives?
Sam: Woody? Woody, get off the- [shouts from his office] Get off the phone!
Woody: He said, "Anything at all."

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 ‘Love Thy Neighbor’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What do you say, Norm?
Norm: Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes, huh?

Quote from Norm

Phyllis: Oh, Norm, where did we go wrong?
Norm: I don't know. I've been racking my brain trying to figure it out. I mean, day after day, night after night, I sit on that stool out there wondering, "Why did she lose interest in me?"

Quote from Diane

Diane: "Love bunny"?
Sam: What's wrong with that?
Diane: How dare you callously and cruelly lump me in with the other conglomeration of Twinkies that constitutes your sexual past.
Sam: There's just no pleasing that woman.