Sam Quote #545
Quote from Sam in Love Thy Neighbor
Dave Richards: [on radio] Yes, it's me, Dave Richards, with Sports Shorts. Well, we don't have much time because the Red Sox were involved in another long, boring extra-inning game. So let's get right to tonight's guest. He's former Red Sox relief pitcher and one of my buds, Sam Malone. How you doing?
Sam: [on radio] Sure am, Dave. How are you?
Dave Richards: Just great. And you?
Sam: Couldn't be better.
Dave Richards: That's great to hear. Boy, we've had some fun...
Diane: Where does one send for a transcript?
Cheers Quotes
‘Love Thy Neighbor’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What do you say, Norm?
Norm: Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes, huh?
Quote from Norm
Phyllis: Oh, Norm, where did we go wrong?
Norm: I don't know. I've been racking my brain trying to figure it out. I mean, day after day, night after night, I sit on that stool out there wondering, "Why did she lose interest in me?"
Quote from Diane
Diane: "Love bunny"?
Sam: What's wrong with that?
Diane: How dare you callously and cruelly lump me in with the other conglomeration of Twinkies that constitutes your sexual past.
Sam: There's just no pleasing that woman.