Cliff Quote #212
Quote from Cliff in Diane's Nightmare
Diane: Sam, didn't you hear that? Andy-Andy, the man who tried to kill me, is loose.
Sam: Hey, calm down. No lunatic's gonna go out on a night like this. He'd have to be nuts. [thunder] Boy, I hope my new wine cellar stays dry. Where are those guys anyway?
Cliff: I'll go investigate for you, Sammy.
Sam: Thank you.
Cliff: Yeah, I've been anxious to check out your salon de vin anyway. Hey, look, if I'm any more than five minutes, send down some cheese and [mock-French pronunciation] crackers, huh?
Cheers Quotes
‘Diane's Nightmare’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Sam: Still pouring, Norm?
Norm: That's funny. I was about to ask you the same thing.
Cliff: Hey, some storm, huh?
Norm: Yeah. If I don't get home to Vera soon, that road's gonna be closed. Say about another half hour or so ought to do it.
Quote from Cliff
Sam: That's it, time's up. What do you got? You first.
Woody: I've got "reap," "pear" and "ear."
Cliff: Well, I'm sorry, Woody. I got those too, so it cancels yours out. But I've also got "flork," "ferd" and "snot."
Sam: Come on, man, there's no such word as "flork."
Cliff: What are you talking about? You know those little flags on the mailboxes? What do you think holds them on?
Woody: Gee, Mr. Clavin, you're so smart I don't even know why I bother playing with you. You always win.
Cliff: You know what I say, Woody? You just gotta be tenacious, just like the great horned "muren." Hey, well, besides, you almost beat me in the last game.
Woody: Yeah, just missed by a cat's "pleck."
Cliff: Yep.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Diane, I heard screams.
Diane: Oh, well, I dreamt I was being murdered.
Carla: Was I the one who was murdering you?
Diane: No.
Carla: Was I helping in any way?