Norm Quote #296
Quote from Norm in Diane's Nightmare
Norm: I'll take that, Sammy. I told Vera I'd check for double coupons.
Diane: Oh, Norman, that's very sweet.
Norm: Yeah, you know, Diane, marriage is a full-time job. Oh, hey, Diane. Remember that lunatic that tried to strangle you while you were doing that scene from Othello up there?
Sam: Oh, yeah, what was his name? Andy Schroeder?
Norm: There he is.
Diane: What about him?
Norm: It says here that he escaped from the state- [Diane screams] Whoa, she does remember him.
Sam: Yeah.
Norm: Anyway, it says here he could be dangerous. I don't know.
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‘Diane's Nightmare’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Sam: Still pouring, Norm?
Norm: That's funny. I was about to ask you the same thing.
Cliff: Hey, some storm, huh?
Norm: Yeah. If I don't get home to Vera soon, that road's gonna be closed. Say about another half hour or so ought to do it.
Quote from Cliff
Sam: That's it, time's up. What do you got? You first.
Woody: I've got "reap," "pear" and "ear."
Cliff: Well, I'm sorry, Woody. I got those too, so it cancels yours out. But I've also got "flork," "ferd" and "snot."
Sam: Come on, man, there's no such word as "flork."
Cliff: What are you talking about? You know those little flags on the mailboxes? What do you think holds them on?
Woody: Gee, Mr. Clavin, you're so smart I don't even know why I bother playing with you. You always win.
Cliff: You know what I say, Woody? You just gotta be tenacious, just like the great horned "muren." Hey, well, besides, you almost beat me in the last game.
Woody: Yeah, just missed by a cat's "pleck."
Cliff: Yep.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Diane, I heard screams.
Diane: Oh, well, I dreamt I was being murdered.
Carla: Was I the one who was murdering you?
Diane: No.
Carla: Was I helping in any way?