Carla Quote #358
Quote from Carla in Someday My Prince Will Come
Carla: Hey, Diane, you got a minute? Listen, I want you to know that you are the last person on earth that I would ask for help. But I figure you've been in college for a zillion years, so you must have picked up something.
Diane: Now that you've buttered me up-
Carla: Well, my kid Gino, he made this generator for his school science fair, and he can't get it to work.
Diane: What's the problem?
Carla: He's not very smart.
Cheers Quotes
‘Someday My Prince Will Come’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: Making a date with a stranger over the telephone is a big mistake, Diane. I tried it. It was nothing but trouble. Of course, mine was an obscene phone call.
Quote from Sam
Diane: For the first time in my life, I let appearance taint my feelings toward a man.
Sam: Boy, you know what's wrong with you? You just can't be honest with yourself. Looks are all that ever mattered to you.
Diane: What are you talking about? That is utterly inaccurate.
Sam: Oh, yeah? Want me to prove it to you?
Diane: Yes.
Sam: Who were you more crazy about than anyone else in your entire life? Uh, not including yourself there. Don't answer. It was me. And there was only one reason why you ever went out with me, and that was because of my looks.
Diane: Not entirely.
Sam: Yes, entirely. Name one other reason why anyone would go out with me. Go on, name one. You can't, can you?
Diane: No, Sam, I can't. [Sam laughs; everyone cheers]
Quote from Woody
Woody: You know, you ought to ask Mr. Clavin. He's very sharp. He's got more information in his whole head than I got in my little finger.
Cliff: Uh, you got that backwards.
Woody: See?