Sam Quote #501

Quote from Sam in Woody Goes Belly Up

Sam: Hey. You mean to tell me you've never slept with Beth? [Woody looks away] Well, it's simple, then. You sleep with her, you stop eating. What a great reason too. I mean, as if you needed one.
Woody: Sam, I can't do that. I can't ask a nice girl like Beth to sleep with me out of wedlock.
Sam: The younger generation. I just don't know what to say to them.

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Quote from Cliff

Beth: Gosh, I can't believe how big this city is.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah, quite a place. You know, Boston is the hub of Boston proper, which comprises some-- Ooh, there's probably, what, two and three-quarter million people spread out in 83 cities and towns.
Al: Get out of here.
Cliff: You question my figures?
Al: No, I want you to get out of here.

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What do you say to a beer, Normie?
Norm: Hi, sailor. New in town?

Quote from Frasier

Diane: Frasier, for God's sake, hasn't this gone on long enough? If you're trying to make me feel guilty, you succeeded.
Frasier: Don't flatter yourself, Your Highness. I'm working here because I enjoy it. The Crane family is no stranger to hard work. I'll have you know that when my ancestors first came to this country, they had nothing but strong backs, a dream of freedom and a small personal fortune. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a life to live. Sam, where do you keep the Jonny Mop?