Diane Quote #411

Quote from Diane in The Belles of St. Clete's

Frasier: That's quite a hill, isn't it?
Diane: Oh, you were magnificent. Magnificent.
Frasier: That was exhilarating.
Diane: It worries me, though. These risks you're taking.
Frasier: Oh, Diane, you know, some men live their lives avoiding danger. Frasier W. Crane seeks it.
Diane: Oh, Frasier, here let me put these away for you so we can both get off our feet.
[As Diane takes Frasier's skis, he bends down to undo his shoes. As he rises up, he is knocked on the head by the skis Diane is carrying over her shoulder. Frasier falls flat on the ground while she puts the skis away.
Diane: You just relax and make yourself comfortable. Tonight is your night. [sees Frasier] That's the spirit.

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 ‘The Belles of St. Clete's’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Morning, Sammy.
Sam: Norm. What brings you in this time of day?
Norm: Same thing that always does.
Sam: A little early for a beer, isn't it?
Norm: So float a cornflake in it.
Sam: Beer it is.

Quote from Norm

Sam: Seriously, how come you're here this early?
Norm: Ah, my supervisor got sick. Had to go home early. So he left me in charge of the office. So I closed it. Hey, you know, I thought I'd stop by, have a few beers and figure out what to do with the day. After all, I have 24 golden hours to spend on Norm Peterson. Any suggestions?
Sam: If it was me, I'd be out there sailing. Perfect weather, the waters won't be crowded.
Norm: I get seasick, though. I don't know.
Sam: Well, you can always go to the driving range and work on your slice.
Norm: No, I don't have my clubs with me.
Sam: Well, how about checking out that gym you've been putting off joining?
Norm: I'm not in the mood for sweat, you know.
Sam: Well, you could set up that workshop in your garage.
Norm: I'd have to clean it all out first. It's a mess.
Sam: Well, Norm, you could sit here all day shooting down my ideas and drinking beer.
Norm: Wait a minute. I think we're onto something here, huh? What do you say you put a head here on this thing, and let's hear some more of those suggestions.
Sam: Let's see, how about skydiving?
Norm: Nah, mess up my hair.

Quote from Carla

Norm: What happened?
Carla: It's her. It's the Evil One.
Sam: Where? What?
Carla: Over there at table five.
Cliff: Oh, the little old lady?
Carla: Drusilla Dimeglio. She was the principal at St. Clete's School for Wayward Girls. We all hated her guts. She used to do these mean, spiteful things to us. Oh, I swore vengeance on her, but she retired before I could do anything. Now, twenty years later, there she is.
Sam: It's been twenty years. Are you sure it's her?
Carla: Well, there's one way to make absolutely sure, Sam. She has my teeth mark on her left ankle.