Norm Quote #253

Quote from Norm in Behind Every Great Woman

Norm: Delicious, Sammy. Fortunately, I've saved room for another.
Sam: Coming up. Whoa, gentlemen, the keg is dry.
Cliff: Whoa. A new keg coming out, gents.
[After Larry starts humming taps, the other patrons join in as Sam goes to replace the keg]
Cliff: We'll miss you.
Sam: Hey, guys, do we have to do this every time?
Cliff: We don't have to, Sammy, it's an honor and a privilege.
Larry: The keg is dead. Long live the keg.
[The guys start humming "Hail to the Chief"]
Cliff: Norm? Normie, are you OK?
Norm: Oh, Cliffie, I swore it wouldn't get to me this time.

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Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What would you like, Norm?
Norm: A reason to live. Keep them coming.

Quote from Frasier

Sam: [comes out of his office] Diane, am I pronouncing this right? Giv-er-ny?
Diane: [French accent] Giverny.
Sam: Thank you.
Frasier: It seems every time we have a discussion about something, it turns into- What was that all about?
Diane: Sam is developing an interest in the Impressionists.
Frasier: Hmm.
Diane: Hmm, what?
Frasier: Hmm, this is suspicious. I think it's part of Sam's grand design to win you back.
Diane: Oh, not this again. You're starting to sound like a broken record.
Frasier: Oh, now you're saying that I'm redundant. That I repeat myself. That I say things over and over.

Quote from Norm

Norm: Cliffie had the Ton O'T-Bone. For less than four bucks you get 24 ounces of USDA choice beff.
Cliff: Beff? No, you mean beef.
Norm: Beef? Don't be ridiculous, Cliffie, that stuff is beff. It's a Hungry Heifer trademark for a processed, synthetic... What, uh, meat-like substance.
Cliff: Oh, no.
Norm: What do you expect for four bucks? You see me complain about the loobster?