Diane Quote #382
Diane: Sam, why don't you just ask this man what his name is? Better one minute of embarrassment than making a fool of yourself.
Sam: No, it'd be too easy. I can handle this. You know how good I am at thinking on my feet.
Diane: Well, I have seen you add and subtract on them.
Norm: Subtraction must kinda hurt?
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Norm: All those places are right here in Boston?
Diane: Yes, Norman. This town is a veritable treasure-trove of historical monuments.
Norm: Hmm. That's really something. Thousands of people flock to Boston just t see all those sights, and soak up a lot of American heritage, and I sit here in a bar, night after night, guzzling beer.
Diane: It's sad, isn't it?
Norm: Yeah. But, hey, no one's forcing them.
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Carla: Wait, I've got an idea.
Diane: You mean you've actually conceived something besides a child?
Carla: Ooh. A bitter and unprovoked attack. I like it.
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Sam: Why don't you do this? You're a little smarter than me.
Diane: I'm a lot smarter than you are. This paper napkin is a little smarter.