Diane Quote #375
Quote from Diane in Teacher's Pet
Diane: This is exciting news. Our Sammy is going to attain his Bachelor of what? Art? Sciences?
Sam: High school.
Diane: His Bachelor... High school?! What?
Sam: Yeah, I never graduated from high school. You know, in my senior year I got a contract to play Class A ball. Spring training didn't start until February and school didn't get out until June.
Diane: High school.
Sam: Yeah, I always promised my parents I'd go back and finish. She was a lot happier about this in the other room.
Diane: I spent a year of my life being defiled by Dobie Gillis. I'm terribly sorry. I just assumed you meant college.
Sam: Oh, I plan to go to college, too.
Diane: Well, good. Let me know when you get there so I can go out of the house without a veil.
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Quote from Coach
Sam: Coach, I'm just taking geography. It's the last thing I have to complete so I can get my diploma.
Coach: Well, Sam, it would only be a start for me, you know. As a matter of fact, as I remember it now, I was very good in geography.
Sam: Really?
Coach: Yeah. Or was it geometry? Diane, give me a question in geometry.
Diane: What is the sum of the angles in an isosceles triangle?
Coach: It was geography.
Quote from Coach
Norm: Oh, it's nothing to be ashamed of, Sam. A lot of famous people never graduated high school.
Sam: Yeah, right. Name three, Norm.
Norm: According to "The Book Of Lists", Thomas Edison, Noel Coward, Cher... never graduated.
Coach: Cher?!
Norm: Absolutely. Never finished, Coach.
Coach: Whoa, I feel a lot better now.
Norm: Why? You never finished either?
Coach: No, I was missing a couple of those what-d'-you-ma-call-its?
Diane: Units?
Coach: No, years, Diane.
Quote from Diane
Diane: What was the test about, Sam?
Sam: I don't know. I forget.
Diane: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You got an A on this test and you don't even know what it covered?
Sam: After a quiz, I like to empty out my head.
Diane: How? By blowing your nose?
Sam: I got an A, didn't l?