Diane Quote #331
Quote from Diane in Diane Meets Mom
Hester Crane: Oh, Frasier, she's lovely. He's always made no secret of the fact, but even he didn't do you justice.
Diane: Well, in an anxiety-provoking situation such as this, one tends to respond with exaggerated compliments. Let me just be frank. You are the most strikingly handsome woman I've ever laid eyes on.
Hester Crane: Oh!
Frasier: Something exciting is happening here. Exciting, but not surprising. I say by the end of the evening you two will be thick as thieves.
Diane: Only if we can't resist the temptation to pig out on cheesecake. [all laugh]
Coach: Hey, Doc, Vic's ready for you upstairs.
Frasier: I hope everybody's got an appetite.
Carla: I'll never eat again.
Diane: Let me hurry on up and make sure we've got a good table. I'm thick with Vic.
Cheers Quotes
‘Diane Meets Mom’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?
Norm: Going down.
Quote from Sam
Hester Crane: I understand you used to date that woman. I want to know how much you'd charge to start things up again.
Sam: You don't have enough money.
Hester Crane: How would you know?
Sam: There isn't enough money.
Hester Crane: I know what you mean.
Sam: No, I don't think you do.
Hester Crane: I think I do.
Sam: Oh, no.
Hester Crane: Oh, yes.
Sam: Oh, no.
Quote from Coach
Coach: Hi, what can I get you?
Man: I'm a phone company repairman.
Coach: Oh, hi, I'm a bartender. Ernie Pantusso.
Man: Phil Ryan. I got a call to come down here.
Coach: Gee, there must be some mistake, Phil. I didn't call for any repairman.
Carla: I think Sam put in a call, Coach.
Coach: He did? Gee, that's strange. He didn't say anything to me about it. I'd better give him a call and find out what this is all about. [dials phone] Bum luck, Phil, phone's out.
Carla: Give him a couple of seconds.
Coach: Say, Phil, I hate to impose on you, but since they got you down here on this royal goose chase, would you mind taking a look at the phone?
Man: Sure.
Coach: Thank you. Lucky thing he happened by here, huh, Carla?
Carla: Sometimes fate takes a hand, Coach.