Norm Quote #214

Quote from Norm in Diane Meets Mom

Sam: I think you took advantage of me here, Norm.
Norm: Well, Sam, I figured you'd want to throw in the mole. Makes a nice birthday gift, you know. All right, you want to be hard-nosed about it. Come on. I'll pay for it. Come on.
Sam: No, no. Happy birthday.
Norm: Thank you, Sam, it's just what I wanted.
Sam: You're welcome.
Norm: I know it's a little early, but I wouldn't say no to a tummy tuck for Christmas.
Sam: I'll think about it.


 ‘Diane Meets Mom’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?
Norm: Going down.

Quote from Sam

Hester Crane: I understand you used to date that woman. I want to know how much you'd charge to start things up again.
Sam: You don't have enough money.
Hester Crane: How would you know?
Sam: There isn't enough money.
Hester Crane: I know what you mean.
Sam: No, I don't think you do.
Hester Crane: I think I do.
Sam: Oh, no.
Hester Crane: Oh, yes.
Sam: Oh, no.

 Norm Peterson Quotes

Quote from Tan 'n' Wash

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.

Quote from Paint Your Office

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Man: Hey.
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Let's talk about what's going in Mr. Peterson. Beer, Woody.