Norm Quote #206
Quote from Norm in Coach in Love, Part 2
Norm: [v.o.] Hi, sweetheart. Oh, come on, don't look at me like that. I know we haven't spent that much time together lately, but an awful lot's been happening down at Cheers. Let me just grab a beer. Anyway, this woman, Irene Blanchard walks into the bar a few weeks ago. Coach falls for her like a ton of bricks. Kind of like when we first laid eyes on each other. Well, next thing you know, he's taking her out on the town and they've been seeing each other every night since. So I guess it wasn't totally unexpected when Coach comes in tonight- Hey. Hey, I saw that yawn. Well, I can finish this story tomorrow. Come on, let's you and me turn in. [dog barks] No! You'll wake up Vera.
Vera: [v.o.] Norm?
Norm: Be right up, dear. You stupid dog. I hope she's not in the mood to talk... or anything.
Cheers Quotes
‘Coach in Love, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Sam: Well, she can't stop thinking about me. Obviously, little Miss Sue has a bad case of Sammy-itis.
Diane: Sometimes known as the swine flu. Sam, admit it. The poor woman had a low threshold for overbearing bores.
Sam: Well, I got an idea. Maybe I could send her a relief map of my body.
Diane: Or you could send her a life-sized portrait of your brain. I know a good miniaturist.
Sam: No, that's not sexy enough.
Quote from Carla
Sam: Oh, Carla, I hate to criticize, but I can't believe you actually read these sleazy scandal sheets. I mean, look at this. Even I'm above this. "Big Foot Stole My Wife." "Have Aliens Taken Over Your Pet?" I mean, this is garbage!
Carla: For your information, Sam, I don't read those articles. I think they're just as stupid as you do. I get it because they happen to have a great crossword puzzle. OK, let's see. Seven across. Five-headed cow born in Vermont. Maybelle. Uh, sixteen across. State with the most UFO babies. Arkansas.
Sam: I don't believe it.
Carla: Thirty-two across, aphrodisiac found in every kitchen cabinet. Oh, I don't know what that one is. Let me see what fourteen down is. Where Franco's brain is being kept alive. Fish tank. OK, so, the fifth letter of the aphrodisiac is an A. Now I remember. Oregano. [Sam writes it down] Trash.
Quote from Diane
Sam: Hey, Diane. Surprise. Found something else of yours lying around my place. Remember this?
Diane: Good Lord. Is that for wearing or signalling aircraft?
Sam: Well, this is your teddy, isn't it?
Diane: I don't know which of your mindless bimbi left that in your apartment. If she paid money for it, she should be seen to and chemically altered.
Sam: Hey, what, you don't like the color?
Diane: What made you think that was mine?
Sam: Well, you're the only person I know that shops at those fancy French places.
Diane: "The House of Ooh La La". Get it away from me. It's horrendous.