Carla Quote #1289
Quote from Carla in Coach in Love, Part 1
Norm: How long was I asleep?
Carla: Couple of hours. You dropped off during Cliff's Florida travelogue.
Sam: Yeah. Boy, you were the lucky one. Any subject you bring up, he uses as an opening.
Carla: Yeah, at least before he went to Florida he was boring on a wide range of topics.
Cheers Quotes
‘Coach in Love, Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Norm, it's a little known fact the word "Florida" comes from the language of the Okefenokee Indians and it means literally, "place where the old people come to sweat".
Quote from Coach
Coach: Oh, hi, sweetheart. Are you ready for the best dinner of your life?
Irene: Ernie, every dinner I have with you is better than the one before it. [all aww]
Coach: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is Wednesday. Every Wednesday up at Melville's the vegetable is spinach. Spinach is green and you know what that means, right? So please sit down. I've got a couple of questions. What I want to say is... Oh, wait a minute I got it. Uh, Irene... l'm not a rich man. I'm not a young man. I'm not a handsome man. I'm not a tall man. I'm not a strong man. I'm not a talented man. I'm not a well-traveled man. I'm not a smart man. I'm not a milkman. I'm not a fat man. I'm not a gingerbread man. I'm...
Irene: What are you trying to say?
Coach: Oh, I don't need a piece of paper to tell you what my feelings are. Irene... Well, maybe I do. I'm not a rich man. I'm not a young...
All: Coach! [Sam points to his heart]
Coach: Oh, yes, Sam. Look, Irene, what I'm trying to say is, I love you and I want you to marry me, but I can't find the words to say it.
Irene: Ernie, you've said all the words you need to. I'd love to be your wife.
Coach: She said yes!
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Well, another day shot, huh? I guess I'll just slip off to the old hacienda and close the peepers. Well, good night.
Sam: Later.
Cliff: Well, it's not really later in Florida, Sammy. It's a popular misconception. It's Eastern Standard Daylight Time down there, too. Speaking of time, boy, it really stops still when you're in the Everglades. Boy, they have got huge gators down there. You know, gators are what we who are familiar with Florida call alligators. Yeah, they have huge gators and crocs. You all know what a croc is?
All: Oh, yeah.
Cliff: Well, the first morning there was crystalline. As I was stepping out of the hydrofoil, the captain, Billy Bob Dupre, I think his name was, asked me not to bring the beach umbrella. Well, because it got caught in the prop on the way out...