Sam Quote #347
Quote from Sam in Sam Turns the Other Cheek
Sam: Oh, come on, what are you looking at me like that for?
Diane: Never mind.
Sam: Oh, come on. What's the problem?
Diane: You're living a lie, Sam. I know you won't listen to me, but our parents were right when they said, "No one profits by deceit."
Sam: [rings the cash register] Sorry there, Diane, tonight's receipts are making too much noise. I can't hear you.
Diane: Okay, I honestly don't care what you do. But I must say I'm a little disappointed.
Sam: Oh, you're sure you don't want to hang around, get naked and roll around in all my money? [Diane exits] You're no fun any more.
Cheers Quotes
‘Sam Turns the Other Cheek’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Diane: So that was your act of heroism? Mayday's moment of truth? Getting shot in the fanny while in flight from a jealous husband.
Sam: Hey, now, wait! Who said I was running away?
Diane: How else do you explain the location of your wound?
Sam: Well, I could have been coming at him and turned a somersault to throw off his aim.
Diane: You know, you're very lucky that you didn't get any brain damage.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Hey, everybody! Great day, isn't it?
Coach: Carla, did you get your tooth fixed?
Carla: Yep, I am never going to be afraid to go to the dentist again. I've found a way to communicate with him.
Norm: How's that?
Carla: Well, as he leaned in with his drill I grabbed him where I knew I could get his attention and I said, "We're not going to hurt each other, are we?"
Norm: All right.
Diane: Carla? Did that work?
Carla: We're having a late dinner.
Quote from Norm
Sam: She was married. No, no, she told me just right now. Now that's something I don't do. I don't mess around with married women.
Norm: Me neither.