Sam Quote #325

Quote from Sam in Rebound, Part 2

Diane: How is your romantic life going, Sam?
Sam: I'm dating a girl right now that I think may just turn out to be the woman I've been waiting for all my life.
Diane: Oh, well. [raises a glass]
Julie: Sam Malone! You went out with my sister! How did you think that wasn't going to get back to me? I have had just about as much as I can take from you! As far as I'm concerned, you never existed. [exits]
Sam: Well, the search continues.
Frasier: Swim, Sam, swim.

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