Coach Quote #244
Quote from Coach in Rebound, Part 1
Sam: Come on, cut it out, Carla. Diane's not coming back here. [Sam picks up Coach's clip-on tie and puts it back on him] She said she's not coming back.
Coach: Well, she just might come by.
Sam: What makes you say that?
Coach: Because I asked her.
Sam: You- [rips off Coach's tie] Come on, what the hell did you do that for?
Coach: I knew you were gonna hate this. But please just listen to what she has to say. Promise me.
Sam: Oh. Oh, I know what this is all about. It's this drinking crap, isn't it, Coach? How many times do I have to tell you I'm drinking because I like it, because it tastes good, and because I want to. Oh, God. Coach, I don't want to see Diane Chambers.
Coach: [rips his own tie off] Well, you're going to have to see her because she'll be here any second now!
Cheers Quotes
‘Rebound, Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Carla: Norman, are you sure you want to have a kid? You know, once the monster comes along, your whole life is gonna be different.
Norm: Yeah? Well, Coach, you've had kids. Does a baby change you?
Coach: Are you kidding, Normie? It can't even change itself.
Norm: Well, I'll have to remember that.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Well, I'm back.
All: Norm!
Coach: What'll it be, Normie?
Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.
Quote from Carla
Carla: He's turning into a real jerk, you know. He spends all his time boozing, chasing skirts, and loving and leaving waitresses.
Norm: I wonder what set him off. Suppose maybe it might have been Dia- [Norm groans as Carla grabs him by the hair] Diabetes!
Carla: You were going to say that name, weren't you?
Norm: No, I wasn't.
Carla: Yes, you were. You know my rule.
Norm: But I didn't say it.
Carla: I don't even want you to think it. Use that name and I will give you a sunroof.