Coach Quote #240
Quote from Coach in Rebound, Part 1
Cliff: So, hi, Coach.
Coach: Hi, Cliffie.
Cliff: Boy, did I have a spectacular time down there in Florida. Basking up the old Florida sunshine. Whoo, I'll tell you. I really got my head screwed on straight, too. You know, Coach, that experience changed me. I'm now at one with the cosmos. [Coach starts the blender] No more getting caught up- At one with the cosmos, Coach.
No more getting caught up in the [blender] petty irritations of day-to-day life, I'm just the kinda guy- Yeah, I stood on many a wind-swept beach [blender] and felt a oneness, felt a-
[Cliff stops the blender, removes the lid, grabs Coach's clip-on tie, stuffs it in the blender, and turns it on. Coach stops the blender and removes his soaked tie]
Coach: Anybody want a Mai Tai? [laughs] Mai Tai, Cliff! Lookiy look! You get it? Mai Tai, Cliffie!
Cheers Quotes
‘Rebound, Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Carla: Norman, are you sure you want to have a kid? You know, once the monster comes along, your whole life is gonna be different.
Norm: Yeah? Well, Coach, you've had kids. Does a baby change you?
Coach: Are you kidding, Normie? It can't even change itself.
Norm: Well, I'll have to remember that.
Quote from Carla
Carla: He's turning into a real jerk, you know. He spends all his time boozing, chasing skirts, and loving and leaving waitresses.
Norm: I wonder what set him off. Suppose maybe it might have been Dia- [Norm groans as Carla grabs him by the hair] Diabetes!
Carla: You were going to say that name, weren't you?
Norm: No, I wasn't.
Carla: Yes, you were. You know my rule.
Norm: But I didn't say it.
Carla: I don't even want you to think it. Use that name and I will give you a sunroof.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Well, I'm back.
All: Norm!
Coach: What'll it be, Normie?
Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.