Cliff Quote #103

Quote from Cliff in I'll Be Seeing You, Part 2

Carla: Diane is late again today.
Coach: You know, something, she's been late every day this week.
Norm: Yeah, ever since Sammy threw Semenko out.
Cliff: Well, I could have told Sammy a lot about that guy. He's a real headcase. And like all artists worthy of the name, the man is a homosexual.
Norm: Ah, Cliffie, you think everyone who's the slightest bit different is gay.
Cliff: Oh, hey, Norm. I've given you the benefit of the doubt.
Norm: All right, Cliff, you think that all artists are gay?
Cliff: Absolutely. And if you don't believe me, I'll can bring down this coffee table book I got at home. "Nude Male Statuary". You tell me after looking at those pictures that the guys who chiseled those lads aren't a little light on the loafers.

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 ‘I'll Be Seeing You, Part 2’ Quotes

Quote from Sam

Diane: I don't want anything to distract you from your enjoyment of this painting. When you see it, you'll understand and forgive.
Sam: What happens if I hate it?
Diane: You know you're going to love it. Because in the last six months, you've come so far and made so much progress.
Sam: You know, you sound like you're talking about a chimp. I just push the right buttons and out pops a banana?
Diane: That's a ludicrous comparison. There isn't a chimp alive who could keep up with you.
Sam: You know, you always do this. I really hate when you do this. You tell poor Sam what he should like, what he shouldn't like, how he should walk, how he should talk, what fork he should use with soup and salad. I know. I know. You don't use a fork with soup. I just said you use a fork with soup. It was a mistake. Please do not say, "You don't use a fork with soup." If you do nothing else for me for the rest of your life, do not say, "You don't use a fork with soup."
Diane: My God, Sam. I've made you a babbling idiot.
Sam: Who are you calling a babbling idiot, huh?
Diane: Don't get upset. I'm actually criticizing myself.
Sam: You just called me a babbling idiot and you're criticizing yourself? Do me a favor. Let me criticize me for a while. You're sickening.

Quote from Diane

Diane: I want you to know something. Ever since we've known each other, I've said to myself, "One day, we are going to get down to the real you." Well, we did it. Do you know what the difference is between you and a fat, braying ass?
Sam: Nope.
Diane: The fat, braying ass would.
Sam: Speaking of fat, braying asses, you're about to get dumped on yours.

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Coach: What's up, Normie?
Norm: Ah, the temperature under my collar.
Cliff: Oh, what's the matter there, big guy?
Norm: The damn Hungry Heifer Restaurant again. It's the pits.
Cliff: Whoa, wait, you went back? I thought you hated it.
Norm: I got lured back by their Surf and Turf Special.
Cliff: Oh, yeah, what's that? Lobster and steak, huh?
Norm: Tuna fish sandwich with beef gravy.