Coach Quote #231
Quote from Coach in Norman's Conquest
Coach: My, God, I just thought of something.
Sam: What's that?
Coach: What if Vera calls and she wants to know where Normie is?
Carla: Tell her he stepped out.
Coach: That's kind of flimsy, Carla.
Carla: OK. He went to a movie with you, Coach.
Coach: Oh, yeah, that's nice. Gee, Norm and I haven't been out together in a long time. [phone rings] [answers] Okay, okay, I can't go through it, Mrs. Peterson, Norm's out with a dame.
Carla: Give me that!
Cliff: Coach. Coach, if you were at the Alamo, we'd all be wearing sombreros.
Cheers Quotes
‘Norman's Conquest’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: Emily, I'll be with you in a minute. Quick business call here. [on the phone] Hello, Vera, this is Norm. I'm at Cheers. It's 8:05. Uh, you need me, you've got the number here. Bye. [hangs up]
Coach: Norm, when did you get the answering machine?
Norm: I didn't, Coach. That was Vera.
Quote from Carla
Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot bragging about it either.
Quote from Diane
Norm: What do you think, Sam?
Sam: Norm, I think it's stupid to jump into bed with somebody you're working with. [Diane nudges Sam] I didn't mean stupid in the unintelligent sense.
Diane: Don't mind Sam, he's a little depressed. This is the year his age caught up with his IQ.
Sam: That's years away.