Coach Quote #217
Coach: Damn tropical drinks.
Carla: Gee, Coach, it's too bad about the record.
Diane: Yeah, we were really pulling for you, Coach.
Coach: Yeah, and I came so close. Well, don't worry about it, everybody. I still got a personal record I'm very proud of.
Diane: What's that?
Coach: 11 consecutive days without starting a major fire.
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Carla: That was Ann Marie's teacher. Said she's gonna have to hold her back.
Diane: Oh, that's too bad, Carla.
Coach: Oh, don't worry about it, Carla. It's just as bad to skip a grade.
Carla: You skipped a grade, Coach?
Coach: I skipped four. High school, I think they called it.
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Sam: Okay, well, I got to skedaddle. I got a funeral waiting for me.
Coach: Don't we all?
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Norm: So the camel says, "You get your own date." Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: What's shaking, Norm?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.