Cliff Quote #57
Quote from Cliff in Where There's a Will
Cliff: Yeah, that was my postal supervisor. They need me down at the branch office to help handle the holiday deluge. Ah, terrific, and now this. My coat's underneath this mess. All right, everybody. Come on up here and get your jackets. This is official government business.
Sam: Carla.
Carla: Got it, Sam. Stand back. I'm going in. I'll find you-
[Carla disappears into the rack and emerges with a red, woman's coat]
Cliff: This is obviously not my-
Carla: Put it on or I tear off your clothes.
Cliff: Yes, ma'am. Yes, God bless you, Carla. [sniffs the coat] Well, at least dogs won't attack their own.
Cheers Quotes
‘Where There's a Will’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Tom: OK, Sammy, this is it! This will satisfy the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and all we need is Kramer's signature and three witnesses and we got it.
Carla: Don't think you're gonna get a bigger cut.
Cliff: Listen. On behalf of the federal government, I think I'd better take a look at this. Oh, you misspelled Massachusetts, first of all.
Tom: What?
Cliff: Well, on the face of it, this is all prima facie non corpus interruptus anyhow. Quit wasting our time, Tom.
This guy, I don't know. Hey, what kind of lawyer are you anyway?
Tom: You wouldn't know if I told you.
Cliff: Well, try me, Raymond Burr-brain.
Quote from Diane
Carla: Okay, who's the wise guy who shoved the l.O.U. in the tip glass?
Sam: Let me see this. It's not an l.O.U. This is a bunch of writing I don't understand, is what this.
Diane: Is it in a foreign tongue?
Sam: No, no, it's English.
Diane: In your case, that qualifies.
Quote from Cliff
Sam: "To Whom It May Concern. Please be advised that herewith I amend my will to provide the following... As a token for their kindness, I leave the sum of $100,000 to the gang at Cheers, signed Malcolm Kramer."
Norm: Is this a joke?
Coach: Cliff, check that out. See if it's valid.
Cliff: Well, uh, I don't want to pronounce judgment too hastily, Coach, but I think there is a precedent in the case of Penoyer versus Neff, when it was found that jurisprudence is the better part of diction.
Sam: Tom, you're a lawyer, aren't you?