Diane Quote #211
Quote from Diane in They Called Me Mayday
Diane: You must have a lot of close and dear friends in the publishing world.
Dick Cavett: A few.
Diane: Wouldn't it be a great thrill for you to run across a budding poetic genius?
Dick Cavett: Only if I were wearing cleats.
Diane: [laughs] You don't know how I welcome your sense of humor in this desert of banality.
Dick Cavett: I wouldn't call this a desert.
Diane: No?
Dick Cavett: No, a desert would be an easier place to get a drink.
Diane: Oh, yes. What can I get you?
Cheers Quotes
‘They Called Me Mayday’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: Boy, I feel terrific.
Carla: Been exercising, Coach?
Coach: Yeah, I just came back from doing some laps in the pool.
Carla: How many are you up to?
Coach: Three. Takes about an hour.
Cliff: Coach, that's kind of slow, isn't it?
Coach: Well, I could run a hell of a lot faster if they got the water out of there.
Cliff: Well, you know what they say, Coach. Healthy body, healthy mind. Pick one you've got a good shot at.
Quote from Carla
Carla: That is the stupidest exercise system I ever saw.
Cliff: Yeah, stupid like a fox.
Norm: How do you keep so trim, Carla?
Carla: Sex.
Coach: You mean sex is the greatest exercise?
Carla: No. I miss it so much I can't eat.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Hey, Normie, what's the long face for?
Norm: You guys don't know Wally like I do. He moves fast. I wonder if Vera will let me kiss the bride at their wedding.
Coach: I'm sure she will, Normie.
Norm: She didn't at ours. Course, I didn't try that hard.