Cliff Quote #47
Quote from Cliff in They Called Me Mayday
Cliff: Ah, well, it just goes to show you there, Coach, everybody needs a little bit of exercise.
Coach: Yeah, I could sure use something, Cliffo. What do you recommend?
Cliff: Ah, you could do what I do. It's prehensile isotonic geometrics.
Coach: Huh?
Cliff: Prehensile isotonic geometrics.
Coach: What is it?
Cliff: Oh, it's muscle tension under constant contraction. See, the beauty of it is you can do it any time, anywhere, but you don't perspire. You wanna give it a shot here, Coach?
Coach: Yeah, sure.
Cliff: So choose a muscle and when I say "Go", flex it for 60 seconds. One, two, three, go.
Norm: Uh-oh. I saw this on Twilight Zone once.
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‘They Called Me Mayday’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: Boy, I feel terrific.
Carla: Been exercising, Coach?
Coach: Yeah, I just came back from doing some laps in the pool.
Carla: How many are you up to?
Coach: Three. Takes about an hour.
Cliff: Coach, that's kind of slow, isn't it?
Coach: Well, I could run a hell of a lot faster if they got the water out of there.
Cliff: Well, you know what they say, Coach. Healthy body, healthy mind. Pick one you've got a good shot at.
Quote from Carla
Carla: That is the stupidest exercise system I ever saw.
Cliff: Yeah, stupid like a fox.
Norm: How do you keep so trim, Carla?
Carla: Sex.
Coach: You mean sex is the greatest exercise?
Carla: No. I miss it so much I can't eat.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Hey, Normie, what's the long face for?
Norm: You guys don't know Wally like I do. He moves fast. I wonder if Vera will let me kiss the bride at their wedding.
Coach: I'm sure she will, Normie.
Norm: She didn't at ours. Course, I didn't try that hard.