Norm Quote #128

Quote from Norm in They Called Me Mayday

Sam: Morning, Norm.
Norm: Morning, Sam. Coffee's on.
Sam: Great. Any calls?
Norm: Mmm. Vera called this morning.
Sam: Oh, yeah? You guys gonna patch it up?
Norm: No. She just wanted to reach out and nag someone.
Sam: Come on. Admit it, Norm. You miss her.
Norm: Yeah. Yeah, I do miss her. As a matter of fact, Sam, there's only one thing that keeps me from taking her back right now.
Sam: She kicked you out on your butt.
Norm: Right.

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 ‘They Called Me Mayday’ Quotes

Quote from Coach

Coach: Boy, I feel terrific.
Carla: Been exercising, Coach?
Coach: Yeah, I just came back from doing some laps in the pool.
Carla: How many are you up to?
Coach: Three. Takes about an hour.
Cliff: Coach, that's kind of slow, isn't it?
Coach: Well, I could run a hell of a lot faster if they got the water out of there.
Cliff: Well, you know what they say, Coach. Healthy body, healthy mind. Pick one you've got a good shot at.

Quote from Norm

Cliff: Hey, Normie, what's the long face for?
Norm: You guys don't know Wally like I do. He moves fast. I wonder if Vera will let me kiss the bride at their wedding.
Coach: I'm sure she will, Normie.
Norm: She didn't at ours. Course, I didn't try that hard.

Quote from Carla

Carla: That is the stupidest exercise system I ever saw.
Cliff: Yeah, stupid like a fox.
Norm: How do you keep so trim, Carla?
Carla: Sex.
Coach: You mean sex is the greatest exercise?
Carla: No. I miss it so much I can't eat.