Carla Quote #156

Quote from Carla in Manager Coach

Coach: [answers the phone] Cheers? Carla, it's your little girl.
Carla: [takes the phone] What? The baby? Well, bring her to the phone. The baby is crying and they can't make her stop. I'll try a lullaby.
Diane: God couldn't be everywhere. That's why He created mothers.
Cliff: And postal carriers.
Carla: You got her? Now put her ear to the phone. Sweetie? Sweetie? Ssh, ssh. Okay, good girl. Now listen to Mama. [sings] Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral Too-ra-loo-ra-li Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
Norm: [sings] hush now, don't you cry
All: [sing] Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral Too-ra-loo-ra-li Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral That's an Irish lullaby
Carla: She's asleep. [all cheer] Thank you, everybody. Thanks a lot.

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Quote from Norm

Norm: A loan application?
Cliff: That's right. It's a loan we're talking about, not a hand-out.
Norm: I don't want this kind of humiliation, all right? I mean, I wouldn't be asking for this unless I really needed it.
Cliff: All right, Norm, I gotcha. Just kidding around here.
Norm: This is gonna go a long way to pay a lot of bills. You know, I really should think of something nice for Vera, too.
Cliff: Hey, Norm, how about a candlelit dinner for two?
Norm: Great. Come on. We'll talk about Vera later.

Quote from Carla

Carla: Where do you stand on breast-feeding?
Sam: As I recall, I liked it.
Carla: No. I mean me with my baby in here.
Sam: Well, Carla, I guess it's cheaper than a piano player.
Carla: Look, Sammy, I'm just tired of having to run home to feed her all the time during my shift. I should have done like I did with all my other kids.
Sam: You mean you didn't breast-feed the other four?
Carla: Nah, they went right to raw meat.

Quote from Coach

Sam: How about doing the honors?
Coach: Sure. Fellas, this is Sam Mayday Malone. Probably the greatest relief pitcher baseball ever knew. Then he hit the bottle and he was through in less than a year. Remember that.