Coach Quote #143

Quote from Coach in Old Flames

Diane: Coach, is Sam in yet?
Coach: No, he's not here.
Carla: What's a matter, you feel a case of the nags coming on?
Diane: I deserve that. No, actually, I wanted to apologize to him. I made too big a deal of that address book. [Coach nods] But he was being insensitive himself. [Coach nods] I guess I should learn to control myself, huh? [Coach nods] But I still think Sam was wrong.
Coach: [picks up the phone] Cheers.
Carla: Coach, that ringing is in your head.
Coach: Oh, I'm sorry.
Diane: Coach, I don't blame you for being confused. My relationship with Sam is making me a little crazy.
Carla: Oh. And you used to be so together.

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 ‘Old Flames’ Quotes

Quote from Coach

Carla: You know, Coach, every night you walk out of here and forget your keys. Have you got them this time?
Coach: It's OK, Carla. I got it all figured out. I left them in the car.
Carla: Aren't you afraid somebody's gonna steal it?
Coach: I locked the doors.
Carla: How are you going to get in without your keys?
Coach: I made a duplicate set.
Carla: Well, where are they, Coach?
Coach: Holy mackerel! Sam. [Sam hands him his keys] Carla, we've really got to make a scramble. Looks like rain. Come on. I left the windows open.

Quote from Coach

Sam: I don't know. Maybe me and Diane being together just doesn't make any sense.
Coach: Uh, love, Sam. Who can explain it? Fools have tried.
Sam: Yeah, you're right, Coach.
Coach: I've got this theory...

Quote from Norm

Norm: Arlene Horsley. Yeah, she's a typist at that firm I got fired from. I gave her a slice of my pizza one day during a coffee break, and things kind of took off from there. Anyway, we caught a little movie this afternoon.
Coach: What was playing?
Norm: I finally got around to seeing Gandhi, Coach.
Cliff: Whoa. Gandhi. A fine piece of cinematic art there.
Norm: Well, I'm out of here.
Carla: Where are you going?
Norm: I gotta get back before Arlene starts to me.
Carla: Where is she?
Norm: She's watching Gandhi. I'm just out for popcorn. I'll see you in an hour when I go out for jujubes.