Norm Quote #119
Quote from Norm in Affairs of the Heart
Cliff: Romance in this bar is kind of an inspiration. You know, you, Diane, Carla, Hank there. Seeing you all makes me kind of think somewhere out there there's somebody for me. [Norm scoffs] Well, there are those that would disagree.
Norm: I'm sorry, Cliff. Just a picture came to mind of you in the sack. [laughs] I see your mailbag draped over a chair, next to your gabardines.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah?
Norm: That's as far as I wanted to look.
Cheers Quotes
‘Affairs of the Heart’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Sam: Hey, come on. It's only a quarter.
Norm: Only a quarter? That's easy for you to say. Maybe this will change your tune.
Coach: Sam, watch it. He's going for his gun.
Norm: It's my calculator, Coach. I'm going to have to figure out how much I can drink and still stay within my suds allowance. Hmm.
Sam: What have you got?
Norm: I'm going to have to cut back 8.7%. Comes out to one beer every half hour. I'm going to have to drink a little more slowly. [Norm downs a beer] Slowing down isn't so bad.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: How's life, Norm?
Norm: Ask a man who's got one. [Coach serves him a beer] Ah, here's mine now.
Quote from Carla
Carla: The only thing I'm scared of is if I go to bed with him he's gonna be so crazed with desire I'll never get rid of him.
Sam: Ah, Carla, that's not what you're afraid of. You're afraid that you're going to fall for this guy.
Carla: No, I'm not going to fall for this guy. I've already fallen for this guy.
Sam: Ah-ha. And now you're afraid he's going to turn into a jerk?
Carla: No, smart guy. He's already a jerk.
Sam: Why's he a jerk?
Carla: Because he's dishonest.
Sam: Why is he dishonest?
Carla: Because he's hiding the fact that he's a jerk.