Sam Quote #200
Quote from Sam in Homicidal Ham
Diane: Sam, may I speak with you for a moment, please? Don't you recognize that man? The ex-convict you paid to date me. Who murdered a waitress and fantasizes his hands are claws.
Sam: Oh, yeah. How do you happen to remember him? Of course I recognize him. His name is Andy something. So what?
Diane: So what is he doing here?
Sam: I don't know. He probably came in for a drink. People do that, you know. As soon as you hang a sign out that says "bar", you start getting that.
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Quote from Carla
Carla: Hiya, Sam.
Sam: Hey, Carla. Did you just get pregnant in the last five minutes?
Carla: No. I could, but this is just stuffing.
Sam: Why?
Carla: Well, I'm a little short and my rent is due, and I found out they give better tips to pregnant women.
Coach: It's absolutely dishonest, Sam. I mean, you should tell her to get rid of it.
Sam: I can't do that, Coach. She's Catholic.
Carla: Hey, would you watch it? I'm in a family way here.
[To a woman at a table as Carla adjusts her "baby bump"]
Carla: The kid's going to be a swimmer.
Quote from Carla
Cliff: [without moving] We've gotta help Sammy.
Norm: Why, what can we do?
Cliff: Uh, I don't know. Maybe we can jump the guy. He's not that big.
Norm: The gun is big. The gun's definitely big.
Carla: Maybe Diane could run in circles, flapping her arms, and draw his fire.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: [without moving] Carla, you stay out of this. Me and Norm will handle it.
Norm: Me. What do you want me to do?
Cliff: Norm, we gotta do something. Look, trust me. Statistics show that 33% of the time a guy carrying a gun will not use that gun if challenged.
Norm: So?
Cliff: Well, so, if he's already shot two people today, you're in luck. Now get him.