Norm Quote #92
Quote from Norm in Showdown, Part 2
Paul: How's your new job coming, Norm?
Norm: Don't bring that up. I am no longer in the employ of Goldstein, Borman and Kawakami.
Sam: What happened?
Norm: I discovered that so-called medical corporation was a polite term for a den of thieves. They're in the business of cheating on taxes.
Cliff: Oh, yeah, so you resigned in protest, huh?
Norm: Well, I took a long lunch and they canned me.
Sam: The last angry man.
Norm: Damn right, I'm angry, Sammy. Those are rich people cheating on taxes. And who has to foot the bill? Honest folks. Like me and you, and all you nice people at the bar that I've listed as my dependents.
Cheers Quotes
‘Showdown, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Diane: Maybe I can still catch him.
Sam: Fine. And while you're up there floating around, remember the day I said this: you are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met.
Diane: You, Sam Malone, are the most arrogant, self-centered-
Sam: Shut up! Shut your fat mouth.
Diane: Make me.
Sam: Make you? My God, I'm gonna... I'm gonna bounce you off every wall in this office.
Diane: Try it, and you'll be walking funny tomorrow. Or should I say funnier?
Sam: You know... You know, I always wanted to pop you one. Maybe this is my lucky day, huh?
Diane: You disgust me. I hate you.
Sam: Are you as turned on as I am?
Diane: More. [they kiss]
Quote from Coach
Norm: What's wrong, Coach?
Coach: Oh, I didn't get the job in Venezuela. They hired another guy.
Cliff: Oh, jeez, what's the matter? They didn't like your Spanish?
Coach: No, no, the Spanish was fine. They didn't like my English.
Cliff: See, that's too bad, Coach. Sorry.
Coach: Well, que so what, so what.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Diane, do you mind if I say something?
Diane: Of course not, Norman.
Norm: Sometimes a man and a woman are so afraid of being vulnerable to rejection that neither one of them will take the first step of admitting their true feelings.
Diane: Norman, that's beautiful.
Norm: I do have a romantic side, Diane. I know I make a lot of jokes about Vera, but the truth is if that woman ever packed her bags and left me, I don't know what I'd do... first.