Coach Quote #102
Quote from Coach in Pick a Con.. Any Con
George: I'll bet two.
Harry: It's covered. What do you need?
George: One.
Harry: Dealer takes one.
[Coach looks at Harry's cards and then rubs his nose]
Coach: Oh, George, did you see that?
George: Yes, I did, Coach.
Coach: George, I scratched my nose because it was itchy.
George: Right. I saw you do that.
Coach: It was really itchy, George.
George: That's why you scratched it.
Coach: Exactly.
Harry: Hey, stimulating conversation. We playing cards or what?
Cheers Quotes
‘Pick a Con.. Any Con’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Sam: Hey, you feeling lucky tonight?
Diane: What you got in mind?
Sam: A game of chance, simple cut of the cards.
Diane: What are the stakes?
Sam: If I win, I get to go to bed with you.
Diane: What if I win?
Sam: You get to go to bed with me.
Diane: Forget it.
Sam: I understand. You'd rather earn it.
Quote from Sam
Sam: You're in a pretty good mood tonight.
Diane: Why not? Last night, I was up until two in the morning finishing off Kierkegaard.
Sam: I hope he thanked you for it.
Quote from Coach
Sam: What are you laughing at?
Coach: That.
Harry: One born every minute, huh, guys?
Coach: We did it, Harry!
Harry: There's your money. Now, who wants to play double or nothing?
Sam: You had George conned that you two were working together while it was you and Coach?
Coach: You're not even close.
Harry: Yeah, he is.
Coach: Oh, that's it exactly. Come on, everybody, coffee's on me.