Coach Quote #99
Quote from Coach in Pick a Con.. Any Con
Diane: Look, I think it's a mistake to trust Harry.
Sam: No, come on, look. George is a con man. Harry's a con man. What's the old saying? "Send a thief..."
Coach: "To camp for the summer."
Sam: Right. I don't even know where to find him.
Carla: Oh, I know exactly where he is. In jail, like he always is.
Sam: You sure? [dials the phone] Uh, yeah, in Boston, please, for the city jail. [to Coach] You sure you don't mind me doing this?
Coach: No, no, go ahead, Sam. I use information to get numbers all the time.
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‘Pick a Con.. Any Con’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Sam: Hey, you feeling lucky tonight?
Diane: What you got in mind?
Sam: A game of chance, simple cut of the cards.
Diane: What are the stakes?
Sam: If I win, I get to go to bed with you.
Diane: What if I win?
Sam: You get to go to bed with me.
Diane: Forget it.
Sam: I understand. You'd rather earn it.
Quote from Sam
Sam: You're in a pretty good mood tonight.
Diane: Why not? Last night, I was up until two in the morning finishing off Kierkegaard.
Sam: I hope he thanked you for it.
Quote from Coach
Sam: What are you laughing at?
Coach: That.
Harry: One born every minute, huh, guys?
Coach: We did it, Harry!
Harry: There's your money. Now, who wants to play double or nothing?
Sam: You had George conned that you two were working together while it was you and Coach?
Coach: You're not even close.
Harry: Yeah, he is.
Coach: Oh, that's it exactly. Come on, everybody, coffee's on me.