Coach Quote #88
Quote from Coach in The Boys in the Bar
Coach: I always loved that kid Tommy. I mean, he was just a riot. He was always pulling something.
Cliff: Is that right?
Coach: Yeah, like, he put my toothbrush in a pair of sweaty socks. He left dead animals in my locker. One time, him and some guys held me down and shaved my whole body.
Cliff: Coach, you just let him do that to you?
Coach: No, no, Cliff. What I did was- He was trying to cram me into one of these clothes dryers one day. I pulled his socks right over his spikes.
Norm: Good one, Coach.
Coach: Yeah, the guys, what a laugh the guys got. I could see them through that little window. They were laughing.
Cheers Quotes
‘The Boys in the Bar’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Sam: I just can't believe it. I mean, the guy was a hound, Diane. He had women everywhere. We'd be on the road, we'd go into hotel lobbies, there'd be three or four women holding up kids.
Diane: He covers that. He covers that.
Sam: Where?
Diane: Here. Here, in this paragraph. You want me to read it?
Sam: No, I'll read it. Right there?
Diane: Yes.
Sam: "From the outside, my days in baseball seemed glorious, but the greater my fear became of my true sexuality, the more I compensated with typical Don Juan promiscuity."
Diane: Does that explain it?
Sam: I don't know. I've only read it once.
Quote from Carla
Carla: So what are we gonna do about these guys, huh?
Diane: Carla, you're not prejudiced against gays, are you?
Carla: Well, I'm not exactly crazy about them. I mean, I get enough competition from women. I'm telling you, if guys keep coming out of the closet, there isn't going to be anybody left to date, and I'm going to have to start going out with girls. [shudders]
Diane: Carla, you don't have to worry about me. I like my dates a little more masculine than you. Not much, but a little.
Quote from Cliff
Diane: Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but you've gone so far in proving you're open-minded, Norman. There are two homosexual gentlemen in this bar at this moment.
Jack: Come on. Get outta here.
Diane: They told me they were gay, and they appreciated what Sam had done. That's right. They're here right now and you don't even know who they are.
Jack: Nah, she's kidding. Everybody here checks out all right.
Norm: Well, I don't know. It occurs to me that Cliff hasn't had a date in quite some time.
Jack: He's right.
Cliff: Oh yeah, Norm? Well, how come we've never seen this Vera you're allegedly married to, huh?