Norm Quote #67

Quote from Norm in Father Knows Last

Diane: You know, I just feel terrible about this. I guess she really did want some help with this child.
Coach: Yeah, she's barely getting by just the way it is.
Norm: Carla's probably never felt lonelier than she does at this moment. Got any more of those little yellow goldfish crackers?
Sam: We don't have any crackers that look like goldfish.
Norm: What did I just eat?

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 ‘Father Knows Last’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: No, don't look at me. Vera and I don't have any kids. I don't know anything about the subject.
Coach: Yeah, Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?
Norm: I can't, Coach.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry, Norm.
Norm: I look at Vera... I just can't.

Quote from Coach

Coach: You know, the biggest argument I ever had with my wife was over naming our daughter. She kept insisting on Lisa. And I wanted to stick with the original name.
Sam: What was that, Coach?
Coach: Baby Girl Pantusso.

Quote from Coach

Coach: Sam, look at me. Do I look OK to you?
Sam: Yeah, why?
Coach: Well, I just went down to renew my driver's licence, right? They asked me to donate my kidneys.
Sam: Oh, no, no, don't take that personal, Coach. They ask everybody.
Coach: Those lousy highway robbers. It used to be a lousy two bucks.