Sam Quote #106
Quote from Sam in Father Knows Last
Sam: Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Hey, Christie Leveroni.
Norm: Christie Leveroni, come on down! Come on, Sam, let me dial this one. It's been a long time since I've run my fingers over a girl's digits.
Diane: Norman.
Sam: You know, I haven't seen Christie since Woodstock.
Diane: You were at Woodstock?
Sam: A friend told me to go down there. He said it was a great place to pick up chicks.
Diane: I should have known you weren't there for the music.
Sam: There was music at Woodstock?
Norm: Sammy, it's ringing.
Sam: [takes the phone] Hello. Is Christie there? She entered a convent?
Diane: Oh, boys, it looks like your idol has fallen.
Sam: So what's the number over there? [phone clicks]
Cheers Quotes
‘Father Knows Last’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: No, don't look at me. Vera and I don't have any kids. I don't know anything about the subject.
Coach: Yeah, Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?
Norm: I can't, Coach.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry, Norm.
Norm: I look at Vera... I just can't.
Quote from Coach
Coach: You know, the biggest argument I ever had with my wife was over naming our daughter. She kept insisting on Lisa. And I wanted to stick with the original name.
Sam: What was that, Coach?
Coach: Baby Girl Pantusso.
Quote from Coach
Coach: Sam, look at me. Do I look OK to you?
Sam: Yeah, why?
Coach: Well, I just went down to renew my driver's licence, right? They asked me to donate my kidneys.
Sam: Oh, no, no, don't take that personal, Coach. They ask everybody.
Coach: Those lousy highway robbers. It used to be a lousy two bucks.