Carla Quote #76

Quote from Carla in Let Me Count the Ways

Diane: Jack Daniel's.
Man: Miss. Miss, I ordered this on the rocks. [Diane sobs] No, no. It's not that bad, really. Sweetheart, it's no problem. I'm sorry. I like it this way. Look, look. [drinks] Mmm, good, good! Darling? Miss? Miss? Here's a tip for you.
Carla: Five bucks for a couple of tears?
[Carla walks over to another table and starts to wail. She blows her nose in her towel.]

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 ‘Let Me Count the Ways’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: What's doing, Norm?
Norm: Well, science is seeking a cure for thirst. I happen to be the guinea pig.

Quote from Carla

Diane: Carla, I know you're not going to believe this, but I do admire you.
Carla: I believe it.
Diane: You are so tough. You keep your head up, no matter what. How do you do that?
Carla: I'll tell you, Diane. See, I always look on the bright side. I mean, no matter how lousy a situation is, I can always find something in it to make me happy.
Diane: What good could you possibly say about a loved one dying?
Carla: It ain't me.

Quote from Diane

Diane: I am sorry to interrupt, but I have something important to say. Since I have been here, I have struggled to make certain changes in myself in order to fit in to the general milieu.
Sam: And you're doing a very good job-
Diane: It has not been easy. However, I am proud to say that, for example, I no longer have to cover my eyes when I watch a hockey fight. In one case, I even took sides. But now, in my moment of crisis, it is glaringly apparent that no one here has made any effort to understand my sensibilities.