Carla Quote #58
Quote from Carla in One for the Book
Carla: What about your calling, Kevin?
Kelly: Oh, I never had a calling. I talked myself into believing that. I've always been an ordinary person. I thought that would make me special.
Norm: This guy's gonna discover forever is a long time to go between hayrides.
Carla: You're gonna turn your back on God because of sex? Believe me, sex is not that important. [the men groan] Well, it's not! It's not. Can sex make stars, or a tree or a rainbow? Can sex make an ocean or a newborn baby? Forget that one.
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Quote from Coach
Cliff: Hey, here's a little-known fact. Now, most of you were probably under the assumption that basketball was invented in these United States, right?
Man: Yeah, James Naismith, Springfield College.
Cliff: I can see it's a good thing I showed up tonight. Basketball was invented thousands of years ago by the Mayans. They played it for centuries.
Man: Is that true?
Norm: Sure.
Cliff: Watch me get the Coach on this one. Coach, I got a question for you. Who invented basketball?
Coach: The Mayans.
Norm: Way to go, Coach.
Cliff: Where did you hear that?
Coach: Well, how should I know? There must've been a Mayan in here bragging about it.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Sam: What you up to, Norm?
Norm: My ears.
Coach: Want a beer, Norm?
Norm: Does a rag doll have cloth knobs?
Carla: There's a lady present, Norm.
Norm: Oh, sorry, Diane.
Quote from Carla
Sam: Sir? Save your quarter. That piano hasn't worked in 20 years.
Carla: Use the jukebox. It doesn't work either, but it's only a dime.
Norm: Sammy, why do you keep something around here that doesn't work?
Carla: Cos no-one else'll give her a job!