Coach Quote #63
Quote from Coach in One for the Book
Coach: Sam, I got this one. Buzz. Buzz, I'm the fella you talked to this morning. I didn't recognize the uniform on the telephone. Come on. Let me show you the back room. It's in the back here. In the back.
Sam: I'm sorry about that. Can I get you something to drink back there?
Buzz Crowder: Oh, no, I don't drink. But keep plenty for the others. We got a lotta catching up to do. We meet in this bar every ten years to reminisce.
Coach: What war were you in there, Buzz?
Buzz Crowder: Oh, the First World War, of course.
Coach: Is that the one with Clark Gable or Gary Cooper?
Buzz Crowder: Wow! I'm 85. What's your excuse?
Coach: Baseball!
Cheers Quotes
‘One for the Book’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Cliff: Hey, here's a little-known fact. Now, most of you were probably under the assumption that basketball was invented in these United States, right?
Man: Yeah, James Naismith, Springfield College.
Cliff: I can see it's a good thing I showed up tonight. Basketball was invented thousands of years ago by the Mayans. They played it for centuries.
Man: Is that true?
Norm: Sure.
Cliff: Watch me get the Coach on this one. Coach, I got a question for you. Who invented basketball?
Coach: The Mayans.
Norm: Way to go, Coach.
Cliff: Where did you hear that?
Coach: Well, how should I know? There must've been a Mayan in here bragging about it.
Quote from Carla
Sam: Sir? Save your quarter. That piano hasn't worked in 20 years.
Carla: Use the jukebox. It doesn't work either, but it's only a dime.
Norm: Sammy, why do you keep something around here that doesn't work?
Carla: Cos no-one else'll give her a job!
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Sam: What you up to, Norm?
Norm: My ears.
Coach: Want a beer, Norm?
Norm: Does a rag doll have cloth knobs?
Carla: There's a lady present, Norm.
Norm: Oh, sorry, Diane.