Coach Quote #45
Quote from Coach in Coach Returns to Action
Coach: The damnedest thing. I've been shivering all the way over here.
Diane: Coach, you have don't have a coat on, it's 30 degrees outside.
Coach: Oh, thank God, I thought I had malaria.
Diane: Are you all right?
Coach: Well, Diane, I don't know where my mind is today. [clicks fingers] I just remembered, I left it at Nina's apartment.
Diane: Your mind?
Coach: No, my coat.
‘Coach Returns to Action’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Diane: Well, what I can't fathom is how one can drink cold beer in freezing weather.
Norm: Cliff? Explanation please.
Diane: Now, how do you know he has one?
Norm: Five bucks says he does, ten says it's a doozy.
Cliff: When the British ruled Punjab...
Norm: Ten bucks all the way.
Cliff: ...they drank steaming hot tea on the hottest days of the year to balance out their inside and outside temperatures. See, conversely, drinking an ice-cold drink on a cold day actually results in a more comfortable body temperature.
Diane: All right. Why do you drink ice-cold beer on a hot day?
Norm: Mr. Clavin?
Cliff: What else are you gonna do with it?
Quote from Coach
Coach: Sit down, I'll show you the place. Have a seat. Now, let's see. This is the bar. Those are the bottles. These are the glasses. That's a stool. Any questions?
Nina: Well, you know, I've always wondered what gas you use to pressurize those beer kegs.
Coach: Probably unleaded.
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Oh, I don't know what I'm doing back there. Does anyone know anything about plumbing?
Cliff: Well, the Romans had an elaborate system of aqueducts. They were sort of the forerunners of...
Sam: Cliff. Cliff. I need somebody to help me fix the plumbing.
Cliff: Oh, hey, sorry, Sammy. Strictly theory.