Sam Quote #45

Quote from Sam in Any Friend of Diane's

Sam: Come on. Look, I'm just kidding you. Nothing happened. All right?
Diane: He compounds it by lying.
Sam: No, no lie. I swear, nothing happened.
Diane: You mean Rebecca came to her senses?
Sam: No. No, I stopped it.
Diane: Oh, I get it. You got angry because she considered you nothing but a stud service?
Sam: No, I like that. The problem was that I couldn't shut her up. Now, no offence but your friend is very boring. She's depressing and she's long-winded. I mean, those dismal Russian poems. They don't even rhyme. After listening to two hours' worth of frostbite and famine, I decided to get my balalaikas out of there.

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 ‘Any Friend of Diane's’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon everybody.
Sam: Ho, Norm.
All: Norm!
Coach: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Like he caught in bed with his wife.

Quote from Carla

Coach: Cliff, answer that for me, will you?
Cliff: You betcha, Coach. [answers phone] Cheers. Carla? Yeah. Carla, it's for you. Sounds like trouble with the kids.
Carla: [o.s.] I'm not here.
Cliff: Carla.
Carla: All right, give it to me. Give it to me. [takes the phone] What is it? Seraphina's where? Well, cut her down. No, I don't care if it helps the TV reception. Cut her down. And if I get home and find you've flushed the car keys again, you've had it. And by the way, any more problems tonight and you're adopted. [looks in the phone book] Your real mother is Doris Slobotkin, 555 8921. [hangs up]
Cliff: Think that's gonna work?
Carla: One-in-a-million chance but I gotta take it.

Quote from Carla

Carla: I love sailing. After seeing Ordinary People, I've been trying to get my kids interested in it.