Cliff Quote #859
Quote from Cliff in Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses
Cliff: I guess I won't be taking her home after all.
George: I thought not.
Cliff: Yeah. Yeah, I'm just gonna go have another peek.
George: Oh, and... And, Mr. Clavin, while you're here, your mother's insurance doesn't entirely cover her expenses. I assume that, uh, you'll want to take care of the remainder?
Cliff: Yeah, yeah, sure thing. Just send me the bill.
George: Well, here's what it comes to for the first year. Honestly, the cost of running this place just keeps going up and up. Well, you can't put a price on a mother's happiness.
[After George walks away, Cliff takes a look at the bill, walks into the dance hall and comes out with Esther over his shoulders]
Esther Clavin: [screams] Oh, Clifford! Put me down! What are you doing?!
Cliff: I'm getting you out of this hell hole, Ma!
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Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Well, Sammy, it's not. So I sure hope you are.
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Hey, Cliffie, how're you doing?
Cliff: Not well, Sam. Boy, am I mad! I've never been this upset! Boy, three words, fellas. Three words: Dames is grief.
Norm: Fighting with Ma, huh?
Cliff: Oh, and how. It seems like that's all we do anymore. You know, you'd think it'd be a perfect set-up mother and a grown son living in a one bedroom apartment. But no. Reality check, gentlemen. Life is not like the movies, I guess, huh?
Sam: I'm sure it'll all blow over, Cliffie.
Cliff: No, no way, Sammy, not this time. I tell you that broad's pushed me too hard. Too hard, I tell you. It's about time I started pushing back. She's just gone and created a monster, that's all. But this monster is not gonna lie in some tomb of ice. No, sirree. My anger will melt that ice, so that I might rise up and, and crush the Tokyo of the buildings there beneath the talons of my animosity...
Frasier: Cliff, Cliff. We all appreciate how hard you're working on this metaphor, but we get the idea.
Quote from Esther Clavin
Cliff: Well, here we are. Oh, Ma! Look at this! Even better than the picture in the brochure.
Esther Clavin: Yes, I expect I'll be perfectly delighted once I stop weeping and feeling carsick.
Cliff: Aw, come on, Ma, the ride wasn't that bad.
Esther Clavin: You drive too fast. All young people do. I've often said, "A lot of needless accidents could be avoided if they'd just raise the legal driving age to 50."