Paul Quote #30

Quote from Paul in Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses

Carla: Presto.
Paul: Wow, that's a nifty gismo for cracking locks, Carla. Where'd you get it?
Carla: My kid made it in Shop for Mothers' Day.
Norm: I don't feel right, breaking into Cliff's place like this.
Carla: Yeah, well, we've got to do it now while he's out driving. It's the only way we're gonna find out what happened to his mother.
Paul: Yeah, besides, it's kind of exciting, isn't it? You know, I always used to dream of being a sophisticated, international jewel thief, leaping catlike from balcony to balcony.

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 ‘Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Well, Sammy, it's not. So I sure hope you are.

Quote from Cliff

Sam: Hey, Cliffie, how're you doing?
Cliff: Not well, Sam. Boy, am I mad! I've never been this upset! Boy, three words, fellas. Three words: Dames is grief.
Norm: Fighting with Ma, huh?
Cliff: Oh, and how. It seems like that's all we do anymore. You know, you'd think it'd be a perfect set-up mother and a grown son living in a one bedroom apartment. But no. Reality check, gentlemen. Life is not like the movies, I guess, huh?
Sam: I'm sure it'll all blow over, Cliffie.
Cliff: No, no way, Sammy, not this time. I tell you that broad's pushed me too hard. Too hard, I tell you. It's about time I started pushing back. She's just gone and created a monster, that's all. But this monster is not gonna lie in some tomb of ice. No, sirree. My anger will melt that ice, so that I might rise up and, and crush the Tokyo of the buildings there beneath the talons of my animosity...
Frasier: Cliff, Cliff. We all appreciate how hard you're working on this metaphor, but we get the idea.

Quote from Esther Clavin

Cliff: Well, here we are. Oh, Ma! Look at this! Even better than the picture in the brochure.
Esther Clavin: Yes, I expect I'll be perfectly delighted once I stop weeping and feeling carsick.
Cliff: Aw, come on, Ma, the ride wasn't that bad.
Esther Clavin: You drive too fast. All young people do. I've often said, "A lot of needless accidents could be avoided if they'd just raise the legal driving age to 50."