Carla Quote #1276
Sam: All right, all right, all right. Wait a minute. Now what, what do you remember?
Carla: Well, I don't remember much. Just slow dancing to Nat King Cole and doing it till the sheets burned.
Sam: And what else?
Carla: Gotta think. Gotta think. Who was there?
Sam: All right, let's see, there was Frasier.
Carla: Frasier, I could live with that. Who else?
Carla: Oh, it couldn't have been him. Even drunk, I think I'd remember that.
Carla: Well, I guess there's nobody else.
Sam: Well, what about Cli-
Carla: There's nobody else, Sam!
Quote from Sam
Sam: Oh, my. Yeah, uh, listen I know what you want to do is run out there and tell the guys, but I've got to remind you here, Paul, a gentleman does not kiss and tell. It's just not cool.
Paul: But you do it, Sam.
Sam: True. True. But I'm Sam Malone, and by definition, everything I do is cool.
Quote from Cheerio, Cheers
Coach: Carla, what are you looking for? A sign from God? Religious belief is based on faith.
Carla: Yeah, well, I never thought I'd say this, Coach, but I think I've lost faith.
Frasier: Hey, listen up, everybody. I have an announcement to make. Diane here is leaving for Europe and she's not coming back to Cheers ever.
[Carla drops to her knees and prays]
Carla: [sings] I believe for every drop of rain that falls a flower grows. I believe that somewhere in the darkest night a candle glows.
Quote from The Beer Is Always Greener
Norm: Hey, hey, hey, hey, Carla, let me get this straight. You're really not going back to Cheers?
Carla: I know it's a lousy job, Norm, but for the amount of money they're throwing at me, it's nothing I can't take.
Bartender: Carla, uh, I'm gonna put a new trainee with you for the next two weeks. She's a bright girl. She's, uh, an anthropology student at B.U. Ellen! Ellen, come meet Carla.
Ellen: Well, you must be Carla. I know what you're thinking: "She doesn't look like a waitress." That's because I'm really a writer. Or actuellement, a poetess.